1 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,347 All right, larabee, 2 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:38,982 You and the others can go Back to headquarters now. 3 00:00:39,006 --> 00:00:40,438 Right, chief. 4 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:55,731 Where have you two been? 5 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:58,835 Max got lost and we followed The wrong funeral, chief. 6 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,592 Max: where's randolph? 7 00:01:02,863 --> 00:01:06,209 This is nothing compared to The funeral we just came from. 8 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,778 How did randolph die, chief? 9 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:10,379 It's a strange accident, max. 10 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:11,881 What was strange about it? 11 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,450 Randolph was Discovered in his bathtub... 12 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:14,950 Drowned. 13 00:01:14,974 --> 00:01:16,987 Well, there's nothing Strange about that. 14 00:01:17,011 --> 00:01:19,489 A lot of people drown While they're taking a bath. 15 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,558 Randolph was taking a shower. 16 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,160 Then take agent willoughby... 17 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:24,994 You certainly couldn't say He died in a normal manner. 18 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:26,930 I thought willoughby Fell out of a plane. 19 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:30,066 He did. The plane hadn't Left the ground yet. 20 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,868 You see, max, even though willoughby Died from a fall from a plane, 21 00:01:32,892 --> 00:01:34,404 He only fell 10 feet. 22 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,072 Explain that if you can. 23 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,241 How tall was willoughby? 24 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:39,743 What's that got to do with it? 25 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,645 Well, it has a Lot to do with it. 26 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:44,247 If willoughby was Short... Say, 3'7"... 27 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:47,049 Then 10 feet would Be a lot longer to fall 28 00:01:47,073 --> 00:01:49,386 Than if he was 6'4", Give or take a foot. 29 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:51,354 From willoughby's Height or from the fall? 30 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:54,491 - that's enough. - from the fall. 31 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:56,560 At any rate, I don't Like what's going on. 32 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:59,796 You'd almost think someone had a Vendetta going against control agents. 33 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,798 Have you ever Considered the possibility 34 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:04,167 That this whole thing Might be a coincidence, chief? 35 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:05,668 Max is right, chief. 36 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:07,904 Even though two agents Have met with bizarre accidents, 37 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:09,406 It could be a coincidence. 38 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:11,208 I suppose there Is a possibility. 39 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:13,376 On the other hand, I Don't think so, chief. 40 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,268 - why do you say that? - look. 41 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:56,479 Control agents. 42 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:58,743 Mr. Weems is expecting you. 43 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:12,929 Mr. Weems? 44 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,531 Oh, be right there. 45 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:16,866 Boy oh boy. 46 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:19,502 Sunbathers on the roof? 47 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:22,738 No, this is for Viewing color slides. 48 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,774 My wife just got back From the grand canyon. 49 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,843 I wish she had fallen in. 50 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,912 We're from control. 51 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,613 I'm the chief and This is maxwell smart. 52 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:32,437 Sit down, gentlemen. 53 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:35,918 Now according to your message, 54 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,920 You have information Pertinent to the death 55 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,522 Of control agent randolph. 56 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:41,613 Yes, I do. 57 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:55,505 My wife likes me to have a Little snack before I go to work. 58 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:57,407 She thinks I'm skinny. 59 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:59,664 Care for a hard-boiled egg? 60 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,610 How about a ramos fizz? 61 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:16,526 Mr. Weems, if we could Get to the matter at hand. 62 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,894 Yes, of course. 63 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:26,769 Ah, yes. 64 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:29,405 Tarpaulin insurance had A $50,000 insurance policy 65 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:30,906 On agent randolph. 66 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:32,641 Now do you know What that means to me? 67 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,243 A trip to hawaii? 68 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,846 It means a thorough Investigation. 69 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,382 And a trip to hawaii after that. 70 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:42,018 Are you suggesting that Agent randolph was murdered 71 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,520 For his insurance money? 72 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:46,456 Yes, are you suggesting That agent randolph 73 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,457 Was murdered for His insurance money? 74 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:51,861 - no. - no, he's not suggesting that. 75 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,363 And I'll tell you why. 76 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:56,232 I know, max. He's Gonna tell us why. 77 00:05:56,256 --> 00:06:00,169 Agent randolph was raised by an Orphanage in bayonne, new jersey. 78 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:03,106 He made that orphanage His beneficiary. 79 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,663 Of course! 80 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,279 Some rotten kid In that orphanage 81 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:13,616 Murdered him for his money. 82 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:17,153 No, he wasn't murdered by anybody From the orphanage, but he was murdered. 83 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:19,756 How can you be so positive? 84 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:22,080 Yes, how can you be so positive? 85 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:27,686 Do either of you recognize this? 86 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:32,401 Oh, for crying out loud. This Is the baseball team I coached 87 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:34,837 When I was an instructor at The control training school. 88 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:37,406 Well, for heaven's sake. Which one is you, chief? 89 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:38,088 Right there. 90 00:06:38,112 --> 00:06:40,109 Oh, the one with the Black baseball cap on. 91 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,578 That's not a black Baseball cap! That's my hair! 92 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:45,114 Oh really? How come It's got an initial on it? 93 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:48,017 And who's the good-looking Guy standing next to you? 94 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:50,353 I don't see any good-looking Guy standing next to me. 95 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:52,088 That's me, chief. 96 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,791 - and there's willoughby and carmichael... - and poor old randolph. 97 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:57,861 And foster and kinkaid And lynch and listenger. 98 00:06:57,885 --> 00:07:00,163 You're right. Where'd You get this picture? 99 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:01,997 Among randolph's effects. 100 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:04,433 I believe he was murdered Because of that photograph. 101 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:06,369 What do you think? 102 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:09,038 Well, chief, I would Have used a wider lens, 103 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:11,707 - but I don't see... - max, randolph didn't take that picture! 104 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:13,909 Randolph didn't Take that picture! 105 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,746 - who did? - it doesn't matter who did, mr. Smart. 106 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,682 The point is randolph was killed Because he was in that picture. 107 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:22,318 As a matter of fact, six of those Men have already been murdered. 108 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:24,487 You see? Mm-hmm! You see? 109 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:27,457 Max, he's right! Willoughby, Carmichael, randolph... 110 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:30,260 - all those men are dead! - except three: 111 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:33,830 Yourself, mr. Smart And adrian listenger. 112 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:36,733 Listenger is the only Man on that baseball team 113 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:39,001 Who failed to become A control agent. 114 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:41,704 Yeah, but he succeeded in Becoming something else. 115 00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:45,263 - what was that? - a really great murderer. 116 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,345 Really, a top-notch murderer... 117 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:52,748 One of the great murderers Of all time, which really... 118 00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:54,383 He was not an ordinary murder... 119 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:56,585 He was... A murderer's Murderer, I would say. 120 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:59,210 you know, not one you'd Meet every day at the store. 121 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:09,332 Max, it just sounds So incredible. 122 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:11,934 - what does? - the story about adrian listenger. 123 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:14,904 Yes, well, that's Ace weems' theory. 124 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:17,507 You see, listenger was caught Cheating on his final exams 125 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:19,475 And was discharged From the control academy. 126 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,177 He swore to get Even with everybody. 127 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:21,917 But why? 128 00:08:21,941 --> 00:08:24,113 Well, one of the men On the team turned him in. 129 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:26,315 - which one? - we never found that out, 99. 130 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,585 Whoever it was refused To step forward and admit it. 131 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:31,220 So in order to get revenge on One man, he's gonna kill you all. 132 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:34,457 Yes, and all in vain... He never would Have passed the examination anyway. 133 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:37,493 - how do you know? - he was copying off my paper. 134 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,697 Max! This must explain Your name on the tombstone. 135 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:44,133 He probably put it there to Warn you that your turn's next. 136 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:46,069 Oh, max, I'm scared! 137 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:48,671 There there, 99. There's Nothing to be frightened about. 138 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,573 - you know who's out looking for him? - who? 139 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:53,642 The fbi, cia, interpol, the Royal canadian mounted police, 140 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:56,645 - and mrs. Listenger. - mrs. Listenger? 141 00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:58,347 Yes, he owes her back alimony. 142 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,750 I hope they get him before She does. She'll kill him. 143 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:04,153 Max, how can you be so casual? You've been marked for death. 144 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:06,655 99, I've been in tough Spots like this before, 145 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:09,826 Time and time again. I Just learn to live with it. 146 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,964 Max, that was Someone at the door! 147 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,228 You may have killed them! 148 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:20,692 Who is it? 149 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:25,029 - who is it? - it's the chief. 150 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:32,147 - is it safe? - oh, come on in, chief. 151 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:34,149 I'm awfully sorry. I Guess I'm a little jumpy. 152 00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:36,352 That's quite all right, max. I Know exactly how you feel. 153 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:37,853 Don't forget Listenger's after me too. 154 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:40,022 about a half an hour ago Somebody rang my doorbell 155 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:42,191 And I reacted exactly The same way you did. 156 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:46,095 - what brings you here, chief? - I just received this telegram. 157 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,930 Ace weems is at The senator hotel, 158 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:49,899 And he wants us to meet Him there as soon as possible. 159 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,701 - let's go. - where's the senator hotel, chief? 160 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,269 Right in downtown washington. 161 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,504 Weems got hold of The hotel registry, 162 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:58,229 And I'll give you two guesses As to who is registered there. 163 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,644 - I'll be back in a little while, 99. - all right. 164 00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:03,146 Two guesses, eh? 165 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,481 - the vice-president? - adrian listenger. 166 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:08,625 what did you tell me for? I Still had one more guess coming. 167 00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:32,141 - find anything? - nothing! Not a thing! 168 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,744 There must be something Around here that'll give us a lead. 169 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:37,546 Don't overlook a thing, max, Even if it's only a matchbook cover. 170 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:41,090 A matchbook cover? Well, Why didn't you say so, chief? 171 00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:45,121 Let's go through those. Maybe I'll find a restaurant he frequents. 172 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:48,090 - good idea, ace. - how did you get the nickname "Ace"? 173 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:50,660 Well, I used to play poker With three other guys. 174 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:53,329 We all wound up giving Ourselves names after the cards... 175 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:56,332 Names like "King Garrity, jack palermo". 176 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:59,302 You took the name "Ace"? 177 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,192 Yeah, it was either That or "Queen." 178 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,945 Did you find anything? 179 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,546 Nothing. They're all different. 180 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:13,148 Two hours of this and we Haven't come up with a thing. 181 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,851 Well, at least it Gives us an insight 182 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,452 Into listenger's character... 183 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:17,954 He's a man who's very careful 184 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,455 About leaving Evidence lying around. 185 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:22,424 Yes, and he's not very Superstitious either. 186 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:24,326 What makes you say that? 187 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,816 Look at that mirror. 188 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,899 Listenger left this mirror On the wall and it's broken, 189 00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:33,236 And that means Seven years bad luck. 190 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,737 - that's it! - that's what? 191 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,194 Listenger's list! 192 00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:40,075 The first six names Are crossed off. 193 00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:42,111 The first six Names are dead men. 194 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,713 I told you it was bad luck. 195 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:46,482 Wait a minute. Listenger's Name's on that list too. 196 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,951 Yeah, it's before Either of yours too. 197 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,020 - you know what that means? - of course! 198 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,589 - what does that mean, chief? - what it means is... 199 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,424 Don't tell me, Chief. Let me guess. 200 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,393 Listenger is gonna Kill himself first, 201 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,862 And then he's gonna Kill you and me. 202 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:15,878 - don't move. - get in here. Get your hands up. 203 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,913 All right, you're Under arrest, listenger! 204 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:20,416 I'm not listenger. My name is tuttle. 205 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,151 You expect me to believe that? 206 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,586 Well, it's true. I'm the Manager of this hotel. 207 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,989 - I don't believe that either. Who is he? - name is... 208 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:28,490 Don't tell me. Let me guess. 209 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,826 His name is tuttle and he Is the manager of the hotel. 210 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,328 That's right. 211 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,964 I could have told You that, chief. 212 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:38,133 The night clerk downstairs Told me he let you fellas in, 213 00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:41,203 But if you're looking for mr. Listenger, You're about a week too late. 214 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:44,640 - skipped town, eh? - no, we buried him this morning. 215 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,864 Well, that must Mean he's dead, chief. 216 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,681 Please accept my Apologies, mr. Tuttle. 217 00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:53,382 We're on a very important case 218 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,883 And sometimes we Act a little too hastily. 219 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,652 Oh, that's all right. 220 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,487 The authorities are in and Out of here all the time. 221 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,589 If you fellas have Any other questions, 222 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,458 I'll be downstairs at the desk. 223 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,949 thank you, mr. Tuttle. 224 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:11,467 What did you do that for? 225 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,302 Listenger's no longer alive. 226 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:16,806 That's right, chief. You and I Are the only ones left on the list. 227 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,341 That's right, max. You and I Are the only ones on the list. 228 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,365 Then one of you has To be the murderer. 229 00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:36,058 That's ridiculous. Max is like a son to me. 230 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,327 More than that... The Chief is like a father to me. 231 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:41,497 Well, the facts don't lie. You Subtract seven from nine, you get two, 232 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:45,000 - and eventually one. - mr. Weems, you don't know us very well, 233 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,670 But to even consider that max Or I would murder each other, 234 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,672 Let alone seven other Control agents...! 235 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,740 We've worked on Hundreds of cases together 236 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,610 With ample opportunity to knock Each other off anytime we wanted to. 237 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,112 Why would we wait until now? 238 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,679 You're at the Bottom of the list. 239 00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:59,681 Now, look, I may be Just an insurance man, 240 00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:02,851 But I think I can look at this Situation with far more objectivity. 241 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,353 I refuse to entertain the idea. 242 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,189 Besides, all the Facts aren't in. 243 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:09,333 Well, let's get a bite to eat and We'll look at it further, okay? 244 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:19,268 - after you, chief. - go ahead, max. 245 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:23,171 - I'll close the door. - no, it's all right, chief. I'll close it. 246 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,374 Are you afraid to Have me behind you? 247 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,831 Of course not. 248 00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:31,380 Max, I'm not leaving this Room unless you go first. 249 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,382 And I'm not leaving Unless you go first. 250 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:36,686 But this is ridiculous! We're acting Like we don't even trust each other. 251 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,088 - look, we'll both go out at the same time. - okay. 252 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:42,758 - all right. Go ahead, max. - you start, I'll follow. 253 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,860 Max, if we're both gonna Leave at the same time, 254 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,562 One of us has to make a move. 255 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:49,131 You're right, chief. 256 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:50,632 You make it. 257 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:53,101 I'm not gonna make a Move unless you do. 258 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,393 Then I'm not gonna make it If you're not gonna make it. 259 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:01,009 Yeah, this is room 312. 260 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,011 Send up some coffee And sandwiches, please, 261 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:05,570 And an extra cot. 262 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:16,859 When did you last See the chief, max? 263 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:19,562 Oh, last night in Listenger's hotel room. 264 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,531 I left by the door and the Chief went down the fire escape. 265 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,567 Did either of you say Anything to each other? 266 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,769 No, we didn't want To wake ace weems. 267 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:30,273 Max, you realize that this is Some kind of diabolical plan. 268 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:33,309 Someone worked very hard to Get things to work out like this, 269 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,544 But there's one thing He didn't count on. 270 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:39,248 - what's that? - your high regard, your warm feelings, 271 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,317 And your deep respect. 272 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,174 You're right, 99. 273 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,524 - for who? - the chief! 274 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,515 Oh, him. 275 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,996 Larabee, I'm going Down to the lab. 276 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,864 If anybody wants me, You know where I'll be. 277 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,834 - where's that, chief? - I just told you, larabee. 278 00:15:58,858 --> 00:15:59,591 Down at the lab. 279 00:15:59,615 --> 00:16:01,837 Don't forget about Your lunch date with max. 280 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:05,207 - what lunch date with max? - he called in about an hour ago. 281 00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:07,443 Didn't you see the message? I left it on your desk. 282 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,032 Are you sure? 283 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:13,215 Oh, here it is. I Left it on my desk. 284 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,017 You know, all desks look alike. 285 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,687 - larabee. - I can't tell one desk from the other. 286 00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:19,755 It's a good thing our Desks are in different rooms 287 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,389 Otherwise you'd Really be in trouble. 288 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:24,559 Larabee, I am in trouble. What's the message? 289 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,495 Oh. Well, max wants To buy your lunch. 290 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,798 You're to meet him at the twin oaks Restaurant out on highway 9 at 12:30. 291 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,801 I'll be down at the Lab about an hour. 292 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:35,638 You get a message to max and Tell him I'll meet him there at 1:00. 293 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,494 Right, chief. 294 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,448 Max? Larabee. 295 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,117 The chief says He'll meet you at 1:00 296 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,419 For lunch at the twin oaks Restaurant on highway 9. 297 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,188 Thank you, larabee. Goodbye. 298 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,390 What's that all about, max? 299 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,225 Well, it seems that the Chief is a little ashamed 300 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,726 Of his actions last night. 301 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,129 He wants me to meet him for Lunch this afternoon at 1:00. 302 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,231 Isn't that lovely? Where Are you gonna meet him? 303 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,633 I don't know. Some little Place out on highway 9... 304 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,302 A restaurant called "The twin oaks." 305 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,970 Twin oaks? I don't know it. 306 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:11,062 Yes, well, it's probably some Sophisticated little hideaway spot. 307 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,762 I hope the food is good. 308 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,389 Chief? 309 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,033 Chief? 310 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,901 - hello, max. - chief? 311 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,317 Well, I guess this Is the showdown. 312 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,686 I guess so, max. 313 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,921 I've done a lot of thinking 314 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,456 And I've come to the conclusion 315 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,047 That there's only One way to end this. 316 00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,567 I came to the Same decision, max. 317 00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:28,336 You did? 318 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:31,173 Yes, you see, neither you nor I 319 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,774 Could be the murderer, max. 320 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:35,410 The fact that we threw Those guns away proved that. 321 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:38,446 Whoever tricked us into coming Here hoped that we'd kill each other, 322 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,482 Or else have one Of us kill the other 323 00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,718 And have the survivor Blamed for the other's death. 324 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,554 Would you say that again, chief? 325 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,747 We're not alone here, max. 326 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,264 Good afternoon, gentlemen. 327 00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:58,967 Oh hi, ace! 328 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,225 Chief, it's ace weems. He eats here too. 329 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:04,773 That's not his real name, max. 330 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,843 I know that, chief. It's a Nickname he got in a poker game. 331 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,746 Weems isn't his real Name either. It's listenger. 332 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:14,282 - ace listenger? - adrian listenger... How did you find out? 333 00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:17,486 I took the liberty of Removing this from your office, 334 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,388 And I ran it for a Fingerprint check. 335 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,956 When the prints came back, 336 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,725 They proved to be Those of adrian listenger. 337 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,727 And no two people in the world 338 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,962 Have the same set Of fingerprints. 339 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,764 Wait a minute, chief. 340 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,398 There's a guy up There with a gun on us 341 00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:33,602 Who has the same set of Fingerprints as adrian listenger! 342 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,670 Because that is Adrian listenger. 343 00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:37,328 Oh really? 344 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,163 He doesn't look Anything like him. 345 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,512 I had my nose fixed. 346 00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:46,815 Well, your doctor Did a rotten job. 347 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,351 I did it myself. 348 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,620 Well, that accounts For the face, 349 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,622 But how about the height? 350 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,757 Adrian listenger was at Least a foot taller than you. 351 00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,459 I changed the Way I wore my hair. 352 00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,616 I used to have it In a pompadour. 353 00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:03,265 Well, you forgot One thing, my friend: 354 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:05,800 Adrian listenger Was hard of hearing. 355 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,704 - what? - never mind, max. 356 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,773 Listenger, you're under arrest For the murder of six control agents. 357 00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:13,308 And the wino. 358 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,677 Oh, the one who was Supposed to be you 359 00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:17,179 At the senator hotel. 360 00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:20,449 Gentlemen, I've Had enough talking. 361 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:22,317 Just a minute, listenger, 362 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,353 There's one thing I'd like to know: 363 00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:27,122 Why did you kill all those control Agents on the baseball team? 364 00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:30,125 Because you guys were Mean to me and cruel to me, 365 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,461 And you were always Throwing baseballs at me. 366 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,196 But you were the catcher. 367 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,164 It doesn't matter what I was. 368 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,433 I've waited a Long time for this. 369 00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:41,759 Last two on my list. 370 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:03,291 Well, that's the end Of adrian listenger. 371 00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:07,128 Yes, chief, now there's only Two names left on his list: 372 00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:09,152 Yours and mine. 373 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:17,205 This is ridiculous, chief. 374 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,773 Come on, let's get out of here. 375 00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:20,942 - after you, max. - no, you go ahead first, chief. 376 00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:22,477 No, I'm not in any Hurry at all, max. 377 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,445 But your car is Parked in front of mine. 378 00:23:24,469 --> 00:23:26,848 - I have to pull mine out... - I don't care, max. You go ahead. 379 00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:28,952 - if you're in no hurry... - I'm not in a hurry.